♥ suck my a$$ ♥
I talk to myself a lot and sometimes to a camera

marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

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dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

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deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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tyleroakliy:

benjpierce:

it is 2014 why is it not legal to marry a song yet

because it still isnt legal to marry a person you love

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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